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Born in a brain science lab.

Ted is a neuroscientist. Ted discovered a new kind of pain relief. Ted published the results through peer review. Ted tested it on his own injury. The end.

(the longer story, if you’re interested, is here.)

Ted's Pain Cream (with resveratrol)

Ted’s Pain Cream
with resveratrol

$19

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Ted's Pain Cream (with resveratrol) 3-Pack

Ted's Pain Cream 3-Pack

$51.30 SAVE 10%

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Ted's Pain Cream - 1 Gallon Pump

Ted's Pain Cream - 1 Gallon Pump

$399

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Greg's Pain Cream

Greg's Pain Cream

$19

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