Greg's Pain Cream
It’s a box of Ted’s Pain Cream with Ted’s name crossed out and Greg’s written in. Why? Watch the video. It probably won’t ever be in stock, sorry, Greg.
DirectionsRemarkably effective at eliminating many types of pain. Though, probably not the kind of pain you feel when you help invent a new pain treatment and the marketing guys name it after your partner.
One of the key ingredients in Ted's is resveratrol, a natural compound that can be found in grape skins or Japanese knotweed
Attacks pain at the source
Unlike other topicals, Ted’s doesn’t just numb your nerves or distract you—it resets your nerves to their pre-injury state, eliminating false pain
When applied 3x per day for 7 days, most users report meaningful pain relief, in some cases even permanently
Backed by science
Developed by neuroscientist Dr. Ted Price, the first product on the market using peer-reviewed research to outsmart pain on a molecular level
It was more effective than years of painful myofascial therapy
30 days now with no headaches - this is a life changing event!
Post Malone - New York
After just 2 applications the difference is unbelievable!
Swae Lee - New York
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