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Born in a brain science lab.

Ted is a neuroscientist. Ted discovered a new kind of pain relief. Ted published the results through peer review. Ted tested it on his own injury. The end.

(the longer story, if you’re interested, is here.)

Ted's Pain Cream (with resveratrol)

Ted’s Pain Cream
with resveratrol

$19

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Ted's roll-on Pain Gel with Resveratrol

Ted’s Pain Gel
with resveratrol

$29

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Ted's Pain Cream with Resveratrol and Ted's roll-on Pain Gel with Resveratrol

Ted’s Combo Pack

$45.60 SAVE 5%

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Ted's Pain Cream (with resveratrol) 3-Pack

Ted's Pain Cream 3-Pack

$51.30 SAVE 10%

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Ted's roll-on Pain Gel with Resveratrol - 3-pack

Ted’s Pain Gel 3-Pack

$78.30 SAVE 10%

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Ted's Pain Cream - 1 Gallon Pump

Ted's Pain Cream - 1 Gallon Pump

$399

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Greg's Pain Cream

Greg's Pain Cream

$19

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Ted's Pain Cream - Full Year of Relief Monthly

Ted's Pain Cream
Full Year of Relief Monthly

$193.80 SAVE 15%

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Ted's Pain Cream - Full Year of Relief Quarterly

Ted's Pain Cream
Full Year of Relief Quarterly

$68.40 SAVE 10%

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Ted's Pain Gel - Full Year of Relief Monthly

Ted's Pain Gel
Full Year of Relief Monthly

$295.80 SAVE 15%

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Ted's Pain Gel - Full Year of Relief Quarterly

Ted's Pain Gel
Full Year of Relief Quarterly

$104.40 SAVE 10%

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