Ted's users with migraine, carpal tunnel, arthritis, plantar fasciitis and more rave:

“It has worked wonderfully for me. I highly recommend Ted’s pain cream.”

Joyce G

“It WORKS, especially if you follow the directions and apply 3x a day.”

Mary L

“This works best for my arthritis.”

Sue D

“I’m just glad I risked $19 and tried it.”

Don C

“It was this cream that took away ALL the nerve pain and muscle cramping noticeably in THREE NIGHTS.”

Cynthia B

“I’m currently on strong opiates that barely touch the pain. This stuff is the only cream that has ever done anything at all.”

Meredith H

“It was an instant winner - it worked great even on first application.”

Jennifer B

“I’m a retired internist, very skeptical of rub ons, who was amazed to find this really helps.”

Bob B

“I sometimes forget to take my oral meds at all, the pain is so much better.”

Pj B

“She was able to return to her favorite activities, much to her (and my) relief”

Eric P

“It works for my foot pain!”

Jane C

“This stuff works. My hands/wrists burn all the time from tendinitis and this really helps.”

Teresa C

“I tried it after suffering from neuropathic foot pain for several years. Ted’s Pain Cream gave me lasting relief within 24 hours.”

Don C

“Love it and advertise it to all my friends and patients (ICU RUN). Bravo!”

Tanya H

“Put some on my arthritic hands and they felt immensely better in a few minutes. Good stuff!”

Lisa M

“Took away my scaitic pain in a week of use, it helps a ton w the arthritis in my knee and hand.”

Kim C

“Ted’s Pain Cream works like nothing else I’ve ever tried, and I’ve them all!”

Sylvia C

“Thank you for making this, keeping it affordable, and for caring about people in pain. We appreciate it!”

Meredith H

“It works great. Most of these don’t for me. Thank you!”

Teresa E

“An hour later the spasms were gone, I could bend over and I could walk. I’m a believer!”

Eileen L

“Although more expensive than Biofreeze, the results are better with Ted’s.”

David A

“I have used Ted’s cream on my back, and within a week, I no longer needed a heating pad or ice pack, both of which i had used for several months.”

Joyce G

“It was worth the $19 to check it out. Will buy again.”

Susan J

“This has turned my life around! I sleep great, and walk around without constantly aching! Thank you everyone at Ted’s Pain Cream!!!”

Sylvia C

“Got mine today put it on my ankles and they don’t hurt anymore.”

Cydney F

“This stuff really works - at least on an irreparable torn rotator cuff.”

Charlie L

“OHH SO PLEASANTLY SURPRISED”

Honi G

“Cheaper than doctors, no side effects, and in this case, excellent results. Give it a try for chronic pain.”

Eric P

“This cream is amazing. Wasn’t expecting much but gave it a try.”

Janet W

“In a short time I experienced the only real relief of pain I have had in years.”

Val S

“I have tried everything. Creams, braces, exercises … nothing helped until now.”

Val S

“For the first time in months, today I’m not limping. I kid you not. The results have been jaw-dropping.”

Craig Duckett

“This is not a scam product, i can’t recommend it enough as it has given me amazing results!! Go try it!!!”

Sylvia C

“This stuff is different. I am placing an order for 3 more tubes.”

Sid A

“Add this to the list of things not to run out of.”

Cynthia B

“It works better than anything I have tried and I have tried everything.”

Jerry S

A promising new weapon in the fight against false pain.

What is false pain?

You've got pain.
We've got Ted.

Dr. Ted Price leads an academic neuroscience research team at his university lab. Their work led to a breakthrough in the field of pain research. And that breakthrough led directly to Ted’s™ Pain Cream.

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